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  1. foxdear:

    kalsi3o8:

    foxdear:

    you cant spell dad without a

    without a what

    without a

  2. yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

    yourdailynarcissist:

    pro·cras·ti·na·tion
    prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
    noun
    1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

  3. meulin-weipon:

    cityofbadass:

    Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

    image

  4. feathor:

    when your friend cusses in front of your parents

  5. kanyewesticle:


how the fuck did i get here

    kanyewesticle:

    how the fuck did i get here

  6. honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

    honkhonkmiracles:

    I squish boobs and grant miracles.

  7. tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

  8. carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

    carrotsarepeopletoo:

    perfcub:

    Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

    he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

  9. thedownerdad:

    of course we’re gonna get fucking cameltoe if you’re going to stick the seam right down the center of the crotch and make all women’s pants tights as all hell

  10. yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day


he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

    yeatru:

    awwww-cute:

    A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

    he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

  11. vexstacy:

    teratocybernetics:

    a-drays-mind:

    kiana-m:

    mattisbollywood:

    wildbearpajamas:

    My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
    One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

    interracial couples are always cute

    Oh my god that is so precious. 

    KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

     I’m sorry but

    B-Babuhs~ ;v;

    I’m cry.

    too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol.